The Mirror, A UK tabloid, has reported that Barcelona striker and Argentina national Lionel Messi has made a public pass at England defender Ashley Cole’s ex-wife Cheryl Cole. This is all coming within a month of the World Cup. He chastised his adversary for ever cheating on such a beautiful women, and invited Ms. Cole to come tango with the Argentinean team at the World Cup. Bold Move. But shit, I mean he holds Barca’s goals scored record, and is the 2009 World Footballer of the year. Why not? Plus Cheryl Cole is SMOKING HOT. I mean…I’d smash. Here are some direct quotes from the soccer star:

“I don’t know if Cheryl is going to want to support England. She might be a bit anti-England players at the moment.

“If she is looking for a new nation to follow at the World Cup, she should look no further than Argentina.

“We play the prettiest football, have the prettiest players, and Argentinian men know how to treat their women.”

“She would of course have to do the Tango -- I don’t think there would be a shortage of Argentinian players willing to teach her.”

Messi…you sly dog. I mean, you’re probably a good foot shorter than she is, put you could probably still get your swerve on. What better way to make your cheating husband jealous then to sleep with a guy that consistently makes a fool of you on the soccer pitch? (youtube video below of Messi nutmegging Cole). We can only hope that more scandalous trash talk will occur between other international super stars. I hear that Drogba and Rohnaldihno have been running trains on Peter Crouch’s wife…Damn, England is getting shit on. Check out some sexy pictures of Cheryl Cole below, as well as unbelievable footage of the legend that is Lionel Messi…

Messi megs Cole…

He’s sick…